Looks like a monkey, spanks like one too.
Do I smell Mexican over there?
Do I smell Mexican ova dare?
There fixed that for you.
You can literally hear aahhrroooaahhhoo from this picture
“Uuunh uunh uh uunnh!”
Sorry, Ahnuld. It’s definitely lockjaw.
chris walken called.
he knows what he wants.
and he wants his hair back.
does he have a lackey who walks around with a fan blowing in his face?
They call the wind Maria
It’s all about treating your body with respect. He’s glad now he never got in to cycling.
He smells old maid.
“Show me your Kitz!”
I can see both vestiges of Neanderthal and Nazi in this old overrated douchebag.
“No, Arnold, we said we were going to PLAY old maid.”
what… the hell… are you?
Nice sweater, Mr. Rogers. On today’s very special episode, King Friday impregnates Henrietta Pussycat and Queen Sarah Saturday both at the same time. Let’s follow the trolley.
“I t’ink I look moch bettah dan Dafid Hasslehoff…bot vait! I t’ink I smell Mexican poosey!”
Why is he always photographed in places that sound like provinces in Risk these days?
Comb with me if you vant to live.
When you’ve hit 70 and you’re hangin out, zipping up an open fly is a dangerous sport.
crush your energy drinks!
see them driven before you!
and hear the lamentation of the groping victims!
BRB guys, I got this sudden urge to check out the “dogs in car windows” vids.
“Is dat da choppa ova deah”.
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