I think someone is guilty of a little wishful thinking.
SERIOUSLY!!! IS THIS THE NEW HOLLYWOOD FASHION??
Your move Skaarsgard…
I think it’s raining anal beads in his pants.
Damn it, grandpa got out again! Someone fix his pants and take him back to the nursing home. It’s pudding day.
First there was the saggy jean, then the skinny saggy jean. Now comes skinny Hammer Pants
Jon Hamm he is not.
I pooped ’em…
If he has the goods to fill out those pants, that would explain how he was able to bag Miranda Kerr.
As soon as giant ribbed lizard penis’ and denim jackets become the next big thing, Orlando is going to be SET.
I had a pair just like that — in 1982.
The Orlando Bloom who used to fuck Kate Bosworth and is now married to Miranda Kerr? *presses barrel against temple*
What the fuck, is he about to skydive off a building?
Also, how the fuck did he get Miranda Kerr and impregnate her?
Clearly, this man has no fucks to give with regards to his appearance. And frankly, why would he?
I don’t think it can be summed up better than that.
Are those anal beads?
I hope nobody saw me steal those anal beads from the sex shop!
Can’t touch this!…
Balls of Steel!
Orlando, dude. Just a heads up (so to speak). Here in the States we traditionally wear hoodies on our UPPER bodies. Just sayin’…
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