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And somehow still looks younger than Lindsay Lohan
I’m pretty sure that if aliens came from outer space and saw her right here, they would say something like, “Beep boop, she looks hot enough to probe with our space dongs, boop bort.”
But WE know the truth of what lies beneath the veil of her clothings.
So if other life forms exist, and are intelligent enough to figure out space travel, you think they’re out cruising for hot poon? Sure, why not.
What else you gonna do with a sweet, fast ride?
You got here before I did, Iveski. I was going to say the same thing.
I can’t figure out which hand is creepier….
It is amazing how this girl manages to skip paying off in the dead pool.
Why does the pornstar look so much healthier and happier than she does?
I guess even hand jobs are out of the question.
WHOOOaaa, there, young man. Speak for yourself!
She looks GREAT with her clothes on. I’d stay with the look.
Hey, were gonna go get high!
whoa! Someone combed her hair. Is she at a funeral?