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Scotty, Spock here. after my massage, beam me up.
No idea there was such a thing as the gay olympics… Well done, John. Well done.
Looks like an ad for “Lee Spray on Stencil Hair”.
Still saving money on the Hair Club for Men, with a $1.99 Sharpie. Nice.
The award was later taken away from Mr. Travolta when it was realized the recipient actually had to be living.
‘The 10th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards’…he got the Mile High award for finger fucking a masseuse at 12,000 feet.
Is Semen considered a performance enhancing drug?
Living Legends of Gayviation?
“Guess which head I shaved for the after parties tonight”
The award is for a very impressive feat: he’s the only person to ever fly a plane while in the closet.
Nah, that’s a Scientology medal. They give ‘em to all the celebrities…
Gold medal in competitive cocksucking…
They say awards are for people with self esteem issues. Of course, so is pretending to be straight.
John’s always loved flying….the sense of freedom….the feeling of the wind blowing through your…….oh, yeah – that’s right…..never mind…..
Yes, I’m pregnant thanks for asking.
Jon Hamm does it better, Johnny boy. It won’t make us forget about that shag you wear on your head.
he can lie about everything in his personal life forever. that hair is the only thing he can’t be forgiven for.
Silver? In the Gobble-Cock 100. Well I lost 50 bucks.
“Silver again. Fucking Cruise.”
What’s with the beard? I mean the thing on his chin, not Kelly Preston.
“This is where I wanted the medal hung”
Shhhh…don’t say “hung.” It gets him all worked up.
That pose is soooooooo gay. Please John come out of the closet! WTF with the pubic hair on your head?
Gold medal for gayness
The gold medal is for sword fighting.
Best in class for ‘Spray on Hair’. Good job John, way to go.