Had an orgasm when she picked it up.
so ladies, you kiss it right here like this and then you open your mouth and swallow it until you gag. this is how i became famous and it just may work for you. now let the tupperware party begin.
Always good to drink while you’re pregnant
Uhmm, will someone please turn the black microphone polisher back on?
Proving once and for all that there is a familial mutated passage somewhere in her throat leading down to her ovaries and into her uterus. Yep, that’s how little Kardashians are conceived.
“Havin’ a baby…
What a lovely way to say,
I need more publicity.
Havin’ a baby…”
“That’s right, baby. You’re gonna let me borrow your credit card and go straight to Bloomingdale’s after I finish you off, won’t you baby? Oh yeah, I can almost taste your cu- . . . Sorry folks! Pregnant brain! What were we talking about?”
Looking more and more like a Thai LadyBoy every day.
They could have avoided that involuntary reaction by. . . what? Already been done? Sorry, never mind.
And you were all making fun of Boy George for DJ’ing in Croatian… You should all be giving it to this cow with both barrels for singing karaoke in Côte d’Ivoire.
Hey, where’s the cream filling?
is she singing?! wtf. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. ick.
I was up this morning and watched this vile family’s show for the first time in years and this bitch and her sisters were on there whining about Kris Humphries and talking shit about him and acting like everything was all his fault and they were just innocent victims. I hope they fucking burn in hell where they belong.
Kim singing “MOOOOnlight Becomes You” takes on a whole new meaning.
No thanks, too easy.
On a side note – what’s the over/under that this thing has a “miscarriage” and there’s no actual birth?
The face. What happened to her face? No really…
Pictured, Big Black Microphone
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Kim Kardashian at a private party at Life Star Nightclub in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire. (January 19, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN