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  1. Toe Jam

    What happens in a retirement home, stays in the retirement home.

  2. Hmmmmmmmm…looks like the only horseman missing is “War.”

  3. Pine Table Fever

    Imagine the amount of Sanatogen, Dentugrip, Deep Heat, and Lubricant it would take to get that party going.

  4. Pictured: Five testicles…you figure it out.

  5. I just got a Vick’s Vapor Rub high from looking at this..

  6. EZ-B

    Dustin is inviting her to partake in what people of their generation call “The Stale Oreo Cookie.”

  7. cc

    ‘Don’t worry honey, I use Dentugrip!’

  8. Phoenix

    Caught red handed, trying to steal Dustin’s soul.

  9. DDD

    Geezer pleaser.

  10. Papastryfe

    Typically only mother birds feed their young, but you know what they say. Once an adult, twice a child.

  11. Grafikman

    Seconds later, the succubus would regain her youth, leaving 2 dried husks in her wake.

  12. Worst 3-way since “The Canyons.”

  13. TheGhost

    “shotgun, shotgun, come on Gwyn pass that hit to Dustin”

  14. janelle

    worst. threesome. ever.

  15. It appears there is some sort of “spirit swapping” ceremony doing on here. Either that or they all had onions on their burgers.

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