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  1. Give me poncho back or I’ll eat the yung’un I will!

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Ello there, mum. Ever read a book called “A Modest Proposal?”

  3. Even babies can smell douchbaggery and know to stay away from it.

  4. Seriously, the one time you actually want your kid to projectile vomit….

  5. cc

    Oh my God, that poor child was flash frozen…you can tell by the frostbite on the fingers of her right hand.

  6. GJerk

    Now…watch me eat this baby’s face.

  7. “Hello? CPS? Yeah, there is a guy giving a baby AIDS right now. Can you send someone over?”

  8. “Uh oh…I think my child crapped himself.”
    “No, that smell is me love.”

  9. Nobody laugh, or the fuckin’ babe gets it!

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