Rumer: Derp Derp deerp?

Demi: Derp Der Derp!

I guess I can see where the chin came from.

For some reason I am craving a baked potato and a bag of beef jerky.

“Can you believe how ugly this bitch is??”

It’s kinda mean that her mom makes fun of her like that – but funny.

She’s a chip off the old face.

How long till Rumor gets cheek implants too?

Now I know where are the horses went.

Mom knows exactly how to stay trim and buys plastic tits but does jack shit to help fat daughter. What a fucking cunt. “Am I hotter than my daughter?”. Eat a fucking sandwhich.

I want neither. There will be no mother-daughter fantasies for me with these two.

Either one would be an acceptable jack hammer….

I think they might be related to Glenn Quagmire

She’s like a dna trash can

She better hit the reset button, her mom’s face is frozen again.

Picasso would be proud.

*Gritted teeth* “Rumer, how is it possible that with all this Botox I can STILL smile bigger than you?”

That is one of the most realistic wax statues I have ever seen!

The 90 year-old frozen faced bag o’ plastic is still hotter than the daughter.

I see the Crypt keeper finally decided to get rid of the gray hair.

Caution: entering Cher territory.

Bruce Willis makes fugly offspring.

Enough with the bad ’80s movie remakes, “Weekend at Demi’s”…really??

When genetics go horribly wrong… with a side of silicone.

Wow, same exact mouth expression.