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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Going to the bathroom, you say? I’ll accompany you.”
    “That’s all right, I think I got-”
    “I IN-SIST!”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    No surprise here… Hugh Jackman always has his beard at these parties.

  3. Hugh: “I don’t care what People says, I’m more beautiful”
    Bradley: “No, I am”
    Hugh: “Not”
    Bradley: “Am”
    etc.,etc.,etc.

  4. catapostrophe

    “Would you ever do what Jodie did?”

    “Hell no–I’m lookin’ to get PAID, girl!”

  5. contusion

    There was a rumor that a big star in Hollywood was going to come out at the Golden Globes last night. Pretty sure I saw a big sigh of relief from Hugh Jackman when Jodie Foster took the stage.

  6. They’ve both been to a lot of tea parties.

  7. The Pope

    Bradley: So it IS true that Travolta wears a merkin.
    Hugh: Hmm, whats that you say? How would I…why would I…it’s stuck to my face, isn’t it?

  8. Guy in the background: “Get a room you fruits!”

  9. “I was the sexiest man alive in 2008, and I ain’t dead, bitch.”

  10. bernard

    watch, I bet you can’t put your bottom lip over your nose…..

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