That isn’t a known shape for a human, bovine maybe, but not human.

“Someone find me a tighter dress. The world needs to know that I’m pregnant.”
“Uh, Kim, I think people are already aware of-”
“They. Need. To. KNOW!”

Her Uterus must be in a different place than what Highschool taught me…

MOO

I’m so happy that only talented people were at the Golden Globes. This attention sat at home and did the Jessica Simpson diet watching them and will always. There is hope.

She always looks like she on front of one of those fun house mirrors.

how the fuck is this deformed fucking ugly cow whore bitch a goddamn fashion icon. Gimli from Lord of the Rings looks better.

It’s nice to have T&A but she only has T&A. As soon as you get to the bottom of her tits her ass starts.

I like how if you look carefully, you can see her crusty psoriasis (see shin area).

In the annals of human evolution, this will be known as the first ‘ass-carry’ birth.

Once she starts lactating the Red Cross can send her all over the world to feed starving children everywhere.

OMG, if she looks this large now, what is she going to look like when she’s over 6 months pregnant? She should have had a baby like Beyonce did – surrogate – and just pretend you are pregnant. Then a few months after the birth – you look like you never had a baby.

I thought the baby bump was so supposed to poke out in the belly? this is ass backwards.

She’s so nice and “girthy” …

mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo