superficial

  1. JennywithaY

    What’s that smell? Oh, that’s right – it’s me.

  2. Yuck

    I can smell him from here.

  3. I wonder how many times they’ll have to wash that towel just to get the hair out.

  4. tlmck

    “Damn. Woke up with a boner again.”

  5. Between ‘Ludes, booze, and smoke, he is so fucked up he’s afraid that if he reclines all the way back he’ll fall of that lounge.

  6. EZ-B

    “Welcome to Life After Your Career, Tape #1: How to transition from being a pseudo-celebrity to a normal person. In this lesson, we’ll learn basics such as paying for your drinks, banging significantly less-attractive women, and nobody giving a shit.”

  7. He’s like a sasquatch on Rogaine.

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