1. Little dog lost.

  2. I’m surprised her knees are holding up so well.

  3. Just blew the red sweatpanted, left hanging dick for that pack of Marlboro Lights.

  4. She doesn’t look bad for a member of the walking dead.

  5. So he had to burn his underwear after sex with her? Makes sense…

  6. If she ever sobers up, she’s going to be very disappointed to learn that’s not Topher Grace.

  7. Gary Grant

    Wow, she makes Tan Mom attractive.

  8. She’s gonna make my death pool look great this year.

  9. Don’t be mad that I’m not her mister. I could PRETEND that I’m Honey Boo Boo!

  10. catapostrophe

    Celebrities–they’re just like you and me, but shittier.

  11. “He-e-y-y-y-y…w-a-i-t-t-t-t…dammit-t-t-t…where’s that guy who was waiting for sloppy seconds…???”

  12. Cock Dr

    Trailer Trash-tastic

  13. Arlene

    Jesus Christ, stop with the Daisy Dukes already! It’s not 1999 and you’re not 25 anymore! Dress more appropriately Grandma!

  14. Fun fact, that dude had a mustache like Tom Selleck before he went down on Tara.

  15. Buddy The Elf

    Awww, poor thing must have thought the Golden Globes were NEXT week.

  16. Good LORD what is going on with her tits? Forget the I just fucked 2 monkeys hair, her tits aren’t even in the same time zone!

  17. The fact that the paparazzo assigned to stalking Tara Reid hasn’t blown his brains out in a public square while shrieking about Chernobyl-esque skin droopage is astounding.

  18. Heheh, I think her shirt is on backwards………..

  19. Sum41Buddy

    Wow. I live in Oklahoma and Tara Reid has been coming to the State Fair every year since my childhood and I didn’t even know it.

  20. The walk of shame is far more awkward when you both go the same direction.

  21. Whyask

    Yes Virginia, it IS possible to have one’s brains fucked out.

  22. “Huh?…What day is it? I’m ready for my closeup Mr. Coen!”

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