Remember when she was considered THE whore?

Mole men pee bath…thats so trending.

Now SHE’S doing a golden shower scene? One more reason for Kim Kardashian to be pissed at her.

Golden Showers in Australia flow upward.

There is not enough bleach.

I wonder how the maintenence man that cleans that thing is gonna explain to his wife how he got the herp …

It may LOOK like a fountain, but that’s actually all of the water jumping out of the puddle she just stepped into!

Her love affair with herself still seems to be going strong.

This is just a warm-up for tonight’s bukkake session.

Some people have Golden Globes, other … Golden Showers.

So no one’s told her that Kim already did the golden shower thing? She is gonna be pissed when she finds out.

remember when she went to jail?
hahahahahaha.

Paris Hilton has finally finished circling the drain. Now let’s just hope it’s not a two-flusher.

That’s a Valtrex fountain. So everybody wins.

This just goes to show you that if Paris Hilton gets far enough away she can almost look decent.