superficial

  1. Hugh G. Rection

    Masquerade party? Good idea. I like anything that covers up a Kardashian’s face

  2. cmonreally

    “Oh yes, Beyonce is just such a close family friend that we’ve come to celebrate her mother’s birthday with her! Did you know that my daughter and Beyonce are, like, totally BFFs? That kind of makes me and Tina Knowles BFFs, too, and by extension that kind of makes me BFFs with Beyonce! Did I tell you about the one time Kim, Beyonce and I were all out at a concert, and this young man thought that we were all sisters? It was so funny!”

  3. JohnnyP!

    Can’t help but notice no one gave her any ‘Show us your tits!’ Mardi-Gras necklaces.

  4. You can put a mask on a succubus all you want but she will still eat your soul.

  5. JimBB

    Is that a mask, or did she just accidentally revel part of her true form?

  6. She had on feathers, if they had invited those Duck Dynasty fuckers, we could have rid the earth of a lot of scum with one shot. Wasted opportunities.

  7. lawn

    A paper bag would be better, but I’ll settle for this.

  8. Jenn

    They were right down by the flippin river, they could’ve just pushed this heifer in…I’m actually surprised one of her kind can cross running water anyway.

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