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  1. Just imagine plowing that from behind and all of a sudden she turns around with that laugh…
    You’re welcome.

  2. stinkfinger

    The irony of that sign is not lost on me.

  3. cmonreally

    Big teeth, mouth that can widen to take up half her face, chubby cheeks… bitch is basically a squirrel herself.

  4. ben dover

    she peeked when she was 16 in my father the hero, she now looks like a crazy woman

    • Jake

      I’m looking to bang her and get out, not take her to a social function with my boss. So full on crazy is not a deal breaker.

  5. Isn’t the word ‘Buster’ missing?

  6. Mohawk Disco

    She finally reached Taylor Swift levels of crazy. Because that’s who I thought she was first.

  7. Visible Ink

    The Nut Job. So it’s an autobiography?

  8. JohnnyP

    Animated films have done really well at the box office in the past 10+ years, gaining new respect for the medium.
    Watch Heigl completely kill this one, just by having her name attached.

  9. 10 seconds earlier: “Siri, look up ‘nut job’ on Urban Dictionary”

  10. meh

    She needs to work on that fake smile. It’s like Sheldon on TBBT trying to fake a smile.

  11. Didn’t she help Lando fly the Falcon for a while?

  12. JimBB

    This is who Taylor Swift will be in 15 years.

  13. Crazy Girl

    Most failed B actresses won’t do a nut job, unless you pay extra.

  14. “See this smile? See, I’m normal. Just a normal actress trying to make it in TinselTown. I’m not a remorselessly soul-crushing and pretentious harridan with no skills save blood-letting and naggery! Totes employable!”

  15. cc

    Academy Awards, here we come.

  16. meeps!

    Apropos…

  17. Quality casting…

  18. Slappy Magoo

    She’s just psyched this didn’t go direct to video. Her agent lost the 20 dollar bet.

  19. Her career is in the shitter where it belongs. She didn’t appreciate it when she had it. A real cunt.

  20. She should quit while she’s a horrible embarrassment of her former self.

  21. She may be a fire-breathing cunt, but I still think she’s hot!

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