1. Joe Blow

    “I may be a nympho, but I ain’t sleeping with this loser.”

  2. JimBB

    He must be filling her in on the last 20 years of his career.

  3. malaka

    this nigga right here, nigga?!?!
    this nigga right here?!?!
    man, this some ol’ bullshit!!..
    you know what?? fuck that shit.
    that dude threw robin hood prince of thieves under the bus.

    (its ok! i have a black friend!)

  4. Slappy Magoo

    Ms. Thurman what was it like working with Shia La…oh, never mind.

  5. ultra

    never self-sanchez.

  6. i know the “shocker” hand signal, but this one I’m unfamiliar with…..

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone asked if she was a Blood or a Crip… it just went downhill from there.

  8. Slater : “So I had cabbage and beans for lunch, know what that means?”

    Thurman: *Makes the face

  9. Slater: “Do the ‘no make up’ face again!”

  10. Mike

    Yikes, she’s transforming into Lena Dunham!

  11. anonymous

    “Hey Uma. Would your rather watch a whole movie of Shia having sex or act retarded and go home?”

  12. coljack

    “You guys want me to show you the five point palm exploding heart trick? On Christian? Okay!!”

  13. MRF

    Digitally penetrated is what now? Really?

  14. Jonah must be near.

  15. “Is … uh … is Joanna Krupa here by any chance?”

  16. Swallow that thing. Don’t walk around with it in your mouth all day.

  17. donkeylicks

    At first I thought that she was smelling her finger, then I realized Christian Slater was behind her.

  18. “Look, Christian, in the future you need to stand closer to your toothbrush when you’re scraping your fangs.”

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