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  1. Joe Blow

    “Nick, you’ve been eating garlic and dog feces again, haven’t you?”

  2. cmonreally

    Judging by “Oh dear God, please don’t kiss me” look on her face, I forsee a wonderful, loving, and long lasting union.

  3. Yeah I wouldn’t want a kiss from Nick Carter either.

  4. anonymous

    Yep, she has to picture access to his black card before she can kiss him.

  5. tlmck

    He apparently has a thing for Fran Drescher.

  6. I’d recoil from Nick Carter too.

  7. donkeylicks

    Lauren: “Mmmmm…. you had a number 7 for lunch today didn’t you?”
    Nick: “It was a number 3.”

  8. “Ever have sex with a guy who lives in his car?”

  9. “Do you really think that by sticking your finger up my ass I will suddenly want to kiss you?”

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