“Nick, you’ve been eating garlic and dog feces again, haven’t you?”
“No, I’m allergic to garlic.”
Judging by “Oh dear God, please don’t kiss me” look on her face, I forsee a wonderful, loving, and long lasting union.
Yeah I wouldn’t want a kiss from Nick Carter either.
Yep, she has to picture access to his black card before she can kiss him.
He apparently has a thing for Fran Drescher.
I’d recoil from Nick Carter too.
Lauren: “Mmmmm…. you had a number 7 for lunch today didn’t you?”
Nick: “It was a number 3.”
“Ever have sex with a guy who lives in his car?”
“Do you really think that by sticking your finger up my ass I will suddenly want to kiss you?”
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