superficial

  1. malaka

    apparently, its just like riding a bike.
    (or penis)

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    Hmmmm. I can’t think of any smart ass remarks about this picture.

  3. Oh she knows!!!

  4. Yobub

    Stacy’s mom has got it going on….

  5. Dox

    Her only talent, showcased for all to see.

  6. Hopalong

    Sometimes there is no comment needed.

  7. Slappy Magoo

    A banana big enough to get the Heidi Klum “Seal” of Approval!

  8. Well that’s one way to distract the other team.

  9. Every father on the sideline is getting the stink eye from their wife.

  10. I just looked over at my wife and she was eating a banana by breaking off bite sized pieces. Sigh.

  11. Dsembr

    Ma’am, I’m not saying you can’t eat a banana at a youth soccer game, but you can’t just sit there and suck on it for 20 minutes. You actually have to take a bite.

  12. gary coleman's ghost

    Heidi Klum, sending out signals for a new boyfriend.

  13. This is clearly a signal to Seal…”I’m into white dick now”.

  14. Bananadick

    SEAL!

  15. suz

    One we don’t realize initially is: she’s actually eating a plantain.

  16. That’s much better than watching any soccer game.

  17. “Look Jerry! our son scored!”
    “Shut up woman! I’m doing something!”

  18. That’s it, Heidi. Practice, practice, practice.

  19. I wonder how many dads are begging their kids to become friends with Heidi’s kids so they can drop them off and pick them up from there?

  20. Finds out black or white, they taste the same.

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