Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (February 8, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“I’m a big fan of the way you very clearly married an about-to-die billionaire solely for his fortune. Can I get a picture with you?”
C U Next Tuesday!
Very open minded of her. First bunnies, now mice.
we should all be so lucky to find a busty gold digging chipmunk when we reach our nineties.
Gotta have gold to get a gold digger.
There’s only one telltale sign that Hef caught an STD from sharing whores with Walt Disney back in the day. This is the first time it’s been caught on film.
“Now, lets head back to the Playboy mansion, where Hef will suck the youth from your dead shriveled up body, to keep him alive for 1 more week.”
She’s so happy to have soft, non-leather like skin pressed up against her for a change!
Looks like Mickey nutted on her.
Not the first time she’s had an old character all over her face.
Aw, how cute, wearing an image of a cartoon character born the same year as your husband
Disney would be ashamed of her. And that’s the company that gave us Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and all other manner of whores and assholes.
I think they are a little confused on how to wear the Mickey Mouse pasties.
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