“You took my parking spot, motherfucker! Don’t you know who I am?”
“Yeah… you’re the guy walking further to get to the front door than I am.”
Even Clooney farts in the car.
“Yeah, I saw that picture of Shamu Carey on the piano. Scary shit!”
“Don’t fail me now, Flo-max!”
Thick, ropy jets of urine you can be proud of.
“Only six months into the relationship and I almost made direct eye contact with her. Man, close call…”
That girl I just nailed in the airplane bathroom was over 30? Jeez, that’s embarrassing.
He hates being hit on by women his own age.
“Fuck! My ex is back there and I think she saw me.”
Age is creeping up on him.
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George Clooney in Milan. (February 9, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN