Wow! How many roofies do you need to take down a bull?
“We now have added the Kiss Army mechanical bull to our merchandise. When you want to rock n roll all night and party every day.”
Looks like the remaining members of the Kiss Army all made it for this photo-op!
It’s a comedy send-up of his favorite foreplay scenario. The bull is Gene, and Gene is playing Paul.
I’d totally buy a Sybian Bull.
Wait, that’s what you meant, right?
All that’s missing is a banana.
Saddest part was the bull was off the whole time.
I really want to see the photo where the bull gores him to death. I love Happy endings!
Alright Gene…get off Kim Kardashian…enough already.
You know he’s mounted some cows in his day.
♫ Bessie, I hear you calling’ …
He’s wearing a $1000 coat, a $1000 pair of leather pants,
a $10 “size too small” felt hat, and a $30 pair of vinyl boots.
Usually the huge pile of shit is UNDER the bull.
“That was loads of fun, ladies and gentlemen. How about a nice round of applause for my wife, Shannon.”
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Gene Simmons promoting his new arena football team 'The Los Angeles KISS.' (February 8, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN