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  1. ThisWillHurt

    Wow! How many roofies do you need to take down a bull?

  2. “We now have added the Kiss Army mechanical bull to our merchandise. When you want to rock n roll all night and party every day.”

    • whizwater ricochet

      Looks like the remaining members of the Kiss Army all made it for this photo-op!

      It’s a comedy send-up of his favorite foreplay scenario. The bull is Gene, and Gene is playing Paul.

    • I’d totally buy a Sybian Bull.

      Wait, that’s what you meant, right?

  3. animal

    All that’s missing is a banana.

  4. Saddest part was the bull was off the whole time.

  5. I really want to see the photo where the bull gores him to death. I love Happy endings!

  6. Alright Gene…get off Kim Kardashian…enough already.

  7. You know he’s mounted some cows in his day.

  8. ♫ Bessie, I hear you calling’ …

  9. MarketingMike

    He’s wearing a $1000 coat, a $1000 pair of leather pants,
    a $10 “size too small” felt hat, and a $30 pair of vinyl boots.

  10. Dick Thunder

    Usually the huge pile of shit is UNDER the bull.

  11. “That was loads of fun, ladies and gentlemen. How about a nice round of applause for my wife, Shannon.”

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