Victoria Beckham and Russell Brand at the LA Galaxy game in Carson, CA. (October 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That lady in the background’s expression says it all: Bitch! you crazy?
That lady is the nanny and she’s all, “Noooooo.”
“I need more Lemon Pledge.”
“just pop it on, there’s a dear.”
Yeah, right, I like it from the young ‘uns, y’see?
Russell thinking…”mmmm…No,no, not too young. Tally ho.”
And the unsmiling talentless Brit, who somehow became famous through uninspired dance moves and autotune, brought her young children to him, that he should touch: and his creepy Indian agent/manager looked upon with displeasure and rebuked those that brought her. But when Hipster Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, “Suffer the little children to come unto me, and have to sit through another low scoring, uninspired Galaxy football game.” And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them.
“Mommy, why can’t I wear my pants with my ass hanging out too!?!”
Get away from me creep! I have a baby and I’m not afraid to use it!
Seen her proving he can walk on Walter.
“Russ, she crapped herself and stinks.Can she sit with you?”
That isnt the ballpark hot dog this kid had in mind!!
Deepak Chopra does not approve of Hipster Jesus baptizing the scion of Beckham
Anyone else sees the maid from family guy??
“No nooo. ees no good.”
He can’t even make kids laugh.
“No, sorry luv, I can’t be expected to catch her, I’m not even wearing my legwarmers.”
“No, but I’d like a little Captain in me, if you know what I mean.”
Fer fucksake, you sloppy inbred ignoramus, there are children all around you. Pull up your fucking pants. Hell, Katy Perry even got sick of seeing your scrawny white ass!
Close your legs.. I can smell your last customer.
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