1. jorge

    invisible chocolate shake

  2. CrashHell

    You know, you could really be having the most horrible day in the entirety of one’s lifetime, but as soon as you read the comments here for a Jonah Hill picture, the black hole of shit just fades away and is replaced by a jew with an invisable chocalate milk shake…The Middle East needs this kind of catharsis.

  3. Why does he have raccoon claws for hands?

  4. Cock Dr

    Wearing horizontal stripes = this man’s “fuck you” to the paparazzi.

  5. zomgbie

    poor lap-band. :(

  6. C’mon, hasn’t Chaz suffered enough without them putting out costumes of him/her?

  7. rantatonne

    Costume : (actually a commendable effort by Mr. Hill) Every Halloween he is going to alternate between a ‘Before’ and ‘After’ state of himself in the vein of those post workout weight-loss pictures.

  8. Jonah: “Hahaha….I hate myself, and I wish I had a cookie.”

  9. bigalkie

    Homely Kid.

  10. He briefly considered evacuating from New York, but realized it would take more than Hurricane Sandy to lift him off his feet.

  11. Vlad

    Lookit Maisy Russell all grown up and hanging out with Jonah….who, just like her Uncle Buck, will die of a massive heart attack in his 40′s

  12. cc

    I guess that guy skipped his tetanus vaccination.

  13. Buddy The Elf

    “I’m funny again, because I’m fat. AHAHAHAHA”

  14. tara

    i’d hit it.

  15. So he gets fat again for comedy roles, just like Robin Williams bearding it up for Serious Actor mode?

  16. “It turns out when you get fat, your hands stay the same size…I know, fuck me right??”

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