invisible chocolate shake
Goes good with the invisible gun in the guy’s hand to his right.
You know, you could really be having the most horrible day in the entirety of one’s lifetime, but as soon as you read the comments here for a Jonah Hill picture, the black hole of shit just fades away and is replaced by a jew with an invisable chocalate milk shake…The Middle East needs this kind of catharsis.
Why does he have raccoon claws for hands?
And why are they so tiny?
It’s an optical illusion. They only look tiny ‘cuz he’s all the way back in New York!
Wearing horizontal stripes = this man’s “fuck you” to the paparazzi.
poor lap-band. :(
C’mon, hasn’t Chaz suffered enough without them putting out costumes of him/her?
Costume : (actually a commendable effort by Mr. Hill) Every Halloween he is going to alternate between a ‘Before’ and ‘After’ state of himself in the vein of those post workout weight-loss pictures.
Jonah: “Hahaha….I hate myself, and I wish I had a cookie.”
He briefly considered evacuating from New York, but realized it would take more than Hurricane Sandy to lift him off his feet.
Lookit Maisy Russell all grown up and hanging out with Jonah….who, just like her Uncle Buck, will die of a massive heart attack in his 40’s
Nice catch! I always think of her as the little kid from Field of Dreams.
I guess that guy skipped his tetanus vaccination.
“I’m funny again, because I’m fat. AHAHAHAHA”
i’d hit it.
So he gets fat again for comedy roles, just like Robin Williams bearding it up for Serious Actor mode?
“It turns out when you get fat, your hands stay the same size…I know, fuck me right??”
Are we sure it’s not a Halloween costume arm? Or a conjoined twin?
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