Is the promo she’s shooting designed to make you not want to watch? Because…it’s working.

At the mention of “rings” her head swiftly turned and zeroed in on a hapless Wendy’s customer ordering his favorite onion treat. “Next time”, she thought, “next time you’ll want real rings but then it will be too late”.

White Kim K? I mean, what race is Kim Kardashian anyway?;)

I want her SO Badly

I just saw the face and it lookes alot like Posh Spice.

Looks like they’re shooting a sequel to “Thinner,” called “Thicker.”

That’s a nice fucking ass. So she’s got huge tits and a huge ass? How do I get one of those rings again?

Listen, and understand. The Marrinator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is married.

Wearing bandage dresses every day didn’t fool anyone…so let’s try hair extensions!

Shoot, I thought it said she was shooting a porno of The Client List.

That girl is hot. I don’t care what you say. I’d kill to have legs that fantastic.

Jen-Love always makes me type with one hand…

No, sweety, they didn’t put that bridal store there to taunt you, it was always there.

Seen here walking by a window of potential suitors.

I wish someone would just let her in on the joke: that look does not actually burn calories.

“A photographer is behind m…HEY! YOU! MY TITS ARE ON THIS SIDE!”

Would do her “Monster’s Ball “style with enthusiasm

All afternoon walking back and forth in front of that construction crew. Not a peep.

After that show, the handjob will forever be known as the Party of Five.