Pssassskjsffdshhhhhhhhhhhh…..that’s the sound of your monitor melting
She’s not even trying anymore.. Just picks the floozy looking outfit and goes with it…
….15 plus people have died due to this hurricane. And yet, the Paris Hiltons, and Kim Kardashians, and their living abortions of supporters live on.
I believe the questions to if there is a God or there isn’t a God has been unequivocally answered, with a resounding– FUCK NO!!!
Uhhh… from the ‘Talent-Competition-on-Hibiscus-Island’ scene from Muriel’s Wedding?
Tits on a boar.
The top of her head is definitely her best angle.
Is it really a costume if you just put some purple sparkles on your herpes?
Paris is obviously back from some mystical land where you suddenly appear with bodacious boobs from nothingness.
Ha! I see you fell for the spray-on cleavage.
If only she was looking down to the point at which we couldn’t see her face…she would look hot.
She keeps her stash in the bra cups pushup cutlet thingies.
I’d estimate that right there she’s got about an ounce total on her.
Excuse me since I have been out of America for a while, but do they give out breasts for Halloween now?
Uh, trick please.
Hey, escort service, I said INCONSPICUOUS, not dressed like a fucking tropical bird whore.
Did she go as a curable STD this year?
I see she’s ready for the next season of So You Think You Can Whore.
What the fuck is the world coming to? Paris Hilton actually looking attractive to me? Looks like absence makes my dick grow fonder.
While Hurricane Sandy batters the east coast, the west has their own problems with Herpescane Paris
Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?
She’s dressed as the ‘Sugar Cum Fairy’
She may have every STD known to humankind and then some, but I’d still screw her after swabbing out her chasm with Lysol and dipping my steel condom in bleach.
Better swab it out with denatured alcohol or kerosene, then hold a UV light up to her snatch to see if you got all of them.
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