expecting more creamy white stuff dripping off his face.

Not pictured: Papa Joe giving him a BJ

Nothing gay about that costume, or as he puts it, “my usual weekend attire”.

NPH disguised as Phallice Cooper

Costume : could not look at it long enough o come up with anything funny

I still can’t believe the rumor that he’s gay.

“I vant, to suck, your butt!”

Robin is questioning the Batman’s new costume choice.

Next thing the paparazzi heard: It rubs the lotion on its skin!

Doogie Howser with a pierced nipple! Wow! Thanks for shattering some of my sweet and innocent childhood memories, fatherfucker!

Dr. Horrible’s Right Nipple Sing A Long

Just a typical Saturday night for Patrick.

I don’t mind that nipple ring… it’s subtle… like his costume…

Is he a flaming moe?

The border around this picture is straight.

Paparazzi: “Nice Halloween costume, Neil!”
NPH: “Ah, yes…Halloween…”

Still not as gay as twilight.

He went trick-or-treating all over Hollywood. Luckily he took a spoon, plenty of napkins, and an empty measuring cup…