1. USDA Prime McBeef

    expecting more creamy white stuff dripping off his face.

  2. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Not pictured: Papa Joe giving him a BJ

  3. Nothing gay about that costume, or as he puts it, “my usual weekend attire”.

  4. NPH disguised as Phallice Cooper

  5. rantatonne

    Costume : could not look at it long enough o come up with anything funny

  6. I still can’t believe the rumor that he’s gay.

  7. “I vant, to suck, your butt!”

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Robin is questioning the Batman’s new costume choice.

  9. Inner Retard

    Next thing the paparazzi heard: It rubs the lotion on its skin!

  10. Little Tongue

    Doogie Howser with a pierced nipple! Wow! Thanks for shattering some of my sweet and innocent childhood memories, fatherfucker!

  11. Vlad

    Dr. Horrible’s Right Nipple Sing A Long

  12. tlmck

    Just a typical Saturday night for Patrick.

  13. I don’t mind that nipple ring… it’s subtle… like his costume…

  14. glam

    Is he a flaming moe?

  15. The border around this picture is straight.

  16. Swearin

    Paparazzi: “Nice Halloween costume, Neil!”
    NPH: “Ah, yes…Halloween…”

  17. Still not as gay as twilight.

  18. He went trick-or-treating all over Hollywood. Luckily he took a spoon, plenty of napkins, and an empty measuring cup…

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