1. Contusion

    Looks like there must be a big clip in the back pulling the skin back and holding it taught.

  2. Johnny P!

    Cool ‘Frankenhooker’ costume!

  3. spartacus

    Jesus Katie, looks like someone replaced your body with a very old handbag.

  4. If she’d only put a little bit more effort into her Tara Reid costume, she would have won the contest!

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  6. bigalkie

    She’s almost as gross as Jared Leto…

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    She waited in line for several weeks, but Katie Price finally got herself the new iphone.

  8. Nice Tara Reid costume!

  9. what a ridiculous whore.

  10. Inner Retard

    More proof plastic surgery is like big tattoos. The older you get the more ridiculous they look.

  11. Porkpie

    How soon can you eat dinner again after barfing it up?

  12. It’s her centaur costume. The top is Price, the bottom is Gosselin.

  13. She’s going as a dead hooker cadaver from CSI, obviously.

  14. And on the eighth day, God created natural beauty.

  15. Buddy The Elf

    Janice Dickinson, UK Edition

  16. I typed in “The Superficial” and all I got was this porn site.

  17. Make way for the whore.

  18. She’s getting ready to film her new exercise/ plastic surgery informercial, “Abs of Leather.”

  19. Her body is like the North American continent, the two ends are where the freaks are, and the middle is all dairy.

  20. “Holy shit, I don’t know what the deal is. I only had two pints of Jack Daniels and six Quaaludes, but I can barely walk!”

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