superficial

  1. I see the master now has a young apprentice….

  2. Happy_Evil_Dude

    He’s regretting tattooing every inch out of his cock. It itches too much.

  3. spartacus

    Whaddya think Cacchioli?

  4. rantatonne

    Costume : David Beckham’s number 1 fan.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Dude, seriously. I think it has become a severe problem.

  6. Inner Retard

    David, we all know who really wears the pants home so you can stop pretending to be a tough guy. – Oh, thank you. Starts reading a Betty and Veronica comic book.

  7. That dude has to have a serious case of the crabs or he doesn’t understand the concept of wearing underwear that fits.

  8. At the point, the odds of me ever trying Herbalife is next to zero. This guys nuts are a itchy wasteland of burning flakes. Maybe it’s the Herbalife…maybe it’s the his immune system rejecting the oily yet unsmiling touch of Victoria, but would you take the chance?

  9. Damon

    IM NOT GOING TO BE FIRST PERSON TO STOP VISITING THESUPERFICIAL IF THEY DONT STOP THAT STUPID DIET COKE AD FROM BLOCKING ME FROM VIEWING THESE PAGES.

  10. cc

    No, REALLY, David you are no Jon Hamm.

  11. Vlad

    I got yer football right…hang on, where’d it go?

  12. I wear my boxer briefs all day without scratching once, and he expects me to buy his?

  13. I don’t bother with low hanging fruit.

  14. navvet75

    why does he do it all the damn time? It can’t be that fun

  15. Brit

    Your move, John Hamm

  16. EricLr

    Too proud to use the creme, huh?

  17. Regular use of soap and water can work miracles, David.

  18. The tattoo on his dick reads “Welibu!” except when he gets an erection…then it reads “Welcome to Los Angeles. Be sure to visit Malibu!”

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