1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Pssassskjsffdshhhhhhhhhhhh…..that’s the sound of your monitor melting

  2. She’s not even trying anymore.. Just picks the floozy looking outfit and goes with it…

    • ….15 plus people have died due to this hurricane. And yet, the Paris Hiltons, and Kim Kardashians, and their living abortions of supporters live on.

      I believe the questions to if there is a God or there isn’t a God has been unequivocally answered, with a resounding– FUCK NO!!!

  3. Johnny P!

    Uhhh… from the ‘Talent-Competition-on-Hibiscus-Island’ scene from Muriel’s Wedding?

  4. 1NDUN

    Tits on a boar.

  5. The top of her head is definitely her best angle.

  6. K-Tron

    Is it really a costume if you just put some purple sparkles on your herpes?

  7. Paris is obviously back from some mystical land where you suddenly appear with bodacious boobs from nothingness.

  8. Mr. Poop

    If only she was looking down to the point at which we couldn’t see her face…she would look hot.

  9. Cock Dr

    She keeps her stash in the bra cups pushup cutlet thingies.
    I’d estimate that right there she’s got about an ounce total on her.

  10. rantatonne

    Excuse me since I have been out of America for a while, but do they give out breasts for Halloween now?

  11. Uh, trick please.

  12. it had to be said

    Hey, escort service, I said INCONSPICUOUS, not dressed like a fucking tropical bird whore.

  13. Did she go as a curable STD this year?

  14. Joe

    Herpicane Paris

  15. Inner Retard

    I see she’s ready for the next season of So You Think You Can Whore.

  16. What the fuck is the world coming to? Paris Hilton actually looking attractive to me? Looks like absence makes my dick grow fonder.

  17. While Hurricane Sandy batters the east coast, the west has their own problems with Herpescane Paris

  18. Lemme guess… Larry Bird, right?

  19. cc

    She’s dressed as the ‘Sugar Cum Fairy’

  20. Porkpie

    She may have every STD known to humankind and then some, but I’d still screw her after swabbing out her chasm with Lysol and dipping my steel condom in bleach.

    • Ernie Rutherford

      Better swab it out with denatured alcohol or kerosene, then hold a UV light up to her snatch to see if you got all of them.

  21. Amazed

    DItto Porkpie, I’d hit that like a freight train…

  22. Tron

    Say what you will haters…das hot!

  23. Like that’ll stay on long.

  24. if i already had herp i’d hit it…

    • I do and I sure would. Starting to get better with age, though I still worry that she would just kind of smell bad. Just in general, not her swimsuit area.

  25. I don’t know what she’s dressed as, but her breasts went as an optical illusion.

  26. Someone is actually bothering to downthumb people about Paris Hilton?
    Oh, hi Paris. Did you find an internet cafe back in 2003?

  27. Fred Ziffel

    Tropical herpes ?

  28. Bringbackbabalu

    Everyone is so jealous, this girl is still a 10 and she probably isn’t anything like poor, jealous peasants on here make her out to be. She is like a princess, it is so easy to hate on her perfection. I guarantee if any of you had a chance to be with her, you would in a second. The truth is, its all and act for stupid people and you all bought it.

    • Fred Ziffel

      if we could get past her personality , we might find her attractive. She is the posterchild for an over – entitled , self promoting case of vapidity .
      I think that outside of a quickie outside a bar at 2 AM, not many guys would find her such a catch.

    • Nikki? Who taught you who to read and then how to use a computer?

    • richie

      I dig her a lot. she’s always sexy. Plus, forget personality – the site is “The Superficial” isn’t it? She is what she is and who cares. Unlike others that come and go, she’s been consistently hot for several years.

    • Her being a cunt is an act to please us? Can you tell her to go away, because that’s what we really want.

  29. duder

    You know what? If she could present me with a clean STD test, then I would do filthy, unforgivable things to her. I think she’s hot, no matter what you all say. Granted, I’d tape her mouth shut, but I do that to everyone I bang.

  30. Joycelyn Elders


    Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 (HSV-1) or type 2 (HSV-2). Symptoms typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals, rectum, or mouth. The blisters break and leave painful sores that may take two to four weeks to heal. Experiencing these symptoms is sometimes referred to as having an “outbreak.” The first time someone has an outbreak they may also experience flu-like symptoms such as fever, body aches, and swollen glands.
    THERE IS NO TREATMENT THAT CAN CURE HERPES. Antiviral medications can, however, prevent or shorten outbreaks during the period of time the person takes the medication. In addition, daily suppressive therapy (i.e., daily use of antiviral medication) for herpes can reduce the likelihood of transmission to partners. Persons with herpes should abstain from sexual activity with partners when sores or other symptoms of herpes are present. It is important to know that even if a person does not have any symptoms, he or she can still infect sex partners. Sex partners of infected persons should be advised that they may become infected and they should use condoms to reduce the risk. The surest way to avoid transmission of sexually transmitted diseases, including genital herpes, is to abstain from sexual contact, or to be in a long-term mutually monogamous relationship with a partner who has been tested and is known to be uninfected.

  31. Al Pacino

    A herpavore ?

  32. Aaron

    I can’t help myself. I think she’s gorgeous. And I hate myself for it.

  33. squishy

    Well, Paris is in garters again, must be Halloween!!

  34. Considering this is Paris Hilton we’re looking at, I think she looks pretty damn good. Good thing for her that she doesn’t wear her personality, ethics, morals, and intelligence level on her sleeve.

  35. Martina

    you guys are such phonies … there isn’t a guy here wouldn’t cream those tits

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