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  1. it had to be said

    Gary Busey?

  2. This is his default reaction when he sees Usher…

  3. Cock Dr

    I’ll bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that yap.

  4. I want the Red Ben 10 Ultimate Alien with my Happy Meal!!!!

  5. Danklin

    What is the point of these posts? No story behind them, just Justin Bieber was in NY. Who gives a shit?

  6. Ariane

    He just saw the post about Ali Lohan.

  7. Bonky

    In all seriousness, is this kid turning into a woman right before our eyes ?

  8. RHawk

    “Wow, Greenwich Village is even better than Disneyland.”

  9. Swearin

    “Is that Jesus?! Master, have I done your bidding well?…wait, nevermind, it’s just another homeless guy”

  10. Richard McBeef

    He’s got a wide open mouth and the splash goggles are on so you know it’s BUKKAKE TIME

  11. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I will fucking cut you.

    • The Brown Streak

      I know it’s hard to tell the difference but that’s Justin Bieber in the photo, not Demi Lovato.

  12. bbiowa

    I love Rachel Maddow.

  13. The Winchester

    It’s great when the picture is juxtaposed with that Bucky Larson character with his pants down. Well done, internet

  14. M

    I’m not a Canadian but if I were I’d be so ashamed.

  15. Nik

    “HAY GUYZ WUTS UP”

  16. “For the last time people, I am NOT Harry Potter! That was a boy. A BOY!”

  17. Johnny P!

    “GUYS!!! Never mind, I found my pet snake!
    *whispers* hey, how’d you get up in there, buddy?”

  18. Mitch

    There is no way that he isn’t queer – no straight man would dress or preen the way this little queen does.

    • Venom

      He put his name on women’s perfume and nail polish.
      That says everything you need to know about his sexual preference right there.

  19. Pirate Catcher

    Internal Bieber monologue: “Selena is banging Jesus!!! OMG!!! Best day evvveeerrr!!”

  20. SSHGuru

    He’s not queer – but he’s well on his way to turning into a chick. Bono would be jealous.

  21. slappy magoo

    “Messy Marvin? That’s not melted vanilla ice cream with Hershey’s Chocolate sauce. What is it? Well…have you Googled “Santorum?”

  22. The Brown Streak

    Drive Thru Cumshots $25/load

  23. Stucco

    I was sucking cock like this before it was mainstream. What, it’s not mainstream? But that’s what Usher said….

  24. icu

    Why yes Usher, you CAN come in my mouth…again!

  25. Mark

    Hold me closer tiny dancer….

  26. A.T.

    Usher: “Is it all gone? show me”

  27. oermens

    Justin Bieber doing his impression of a Dave Chappelle standup routine: “Cum in my face!!”

  28. I open my mouth like this with my Drew Carey glasses and THATS how I summon Lucifer. It was amazing what you can get happen after selling your soul!

  29. Bieber displays to the media the agreed-upon pose fo the upcoming 1/2¢ Canadian postage stamp.

  30. AtomicMug

    Imagine being this fairy’s old man? The ball-busting he gets at work must be intolerable.

    Like Zoolander’s dad.

  31. Lpppooooll

    This begs for Photoshop.

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