It’s like riding a towering blue-eyed amusement park ride.
it sure beats disney world
Do you think the studio warned local 911 operators that the 6′ 5″ pied piper of pedoland is actually just filming a movie?
Dr. Lecter? … Dr. Lecter?
His expression tells me he’s wishing she was 12 years older and swinging from his cock
Don’t ya think it’s a little early for Christmas ornaments?
Seriously, who is this guy?
He reminds me of David McCallum, man from uncle!
No comparison!! Illya Kuryakin was WAY sexier.
This guy is a GOD. A gorgeous, Swedish, VIKING. He makes us hot and wet and wiggly.
He is yummy.
His body is a wonderland.
In the September GQ: Alexander Skarsgard on How to Pick Up Girls
another pissed off celeb ready to throw a kid at the paps. nothing new here folks.
**unloading the UHAUL** “Here’s another one! Remember, keep her fed and
clean and call me when she’s 18!”
The ones with Down’s are so much easier to catch.
He’s a fashionista with foresight. Children will be next spring’s Ed Hardy…except less douchie.
“I love America. All my favorite things come in to-go containers here.”
Want, want, want………
When he was told about a crazy girl who would treat his body like a playground, this was NOT what he had in mind.
For the last time, I can’t get you Justin Bieber tickets so let go.
“Ya – I dunk zem like tea bags in da soup.”
“Wheeeee, where are going?”
“A milk carton.”
you had me at “Wheeeee”.
“OK, I caught one. I’ll clean it and YOU can cook it.”
what i would do to take a ride on the skarsgard train…
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