superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    It’s like riding a towering blue-eyed amusement park ride.

  2. Do you think the studio warned local 911 operators that the 6′ 5″ pied piper of pedoland is actually just filming a movie?

  3. Satan's bitch

    Dr. Lecter? … Dr. Lecter?

  4. Swearin

    His expression tells me he’s wishing she was 12 years older and swinging from his cock

  5. Don’t ya think it’s a little early for Christmas ornaments?

  6. Ruth

    Seriously, who is this guy?

  7. Uncle Denial

    His body is a wonderland.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    In the September GQ: Alexander Skarsgard on How to Pick Up Girls

  9. another pissed off celeb ready to throw a kid at the paps. nothing new here folks.

  10. Johnny P!

    **unloading the UHAUL** “Here’s another one! Remember, keep her fed and
    clean and call me when she’s 18!”

  11. The Brown Streak

    The ones with Down’s are so much easier to catch.

  12. Pirate Catcher

    He’s a fashionista with foresight. Children will be next spring’s Ed Hardy…except less douchie.

  13. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “I love America. All my favorite things come in to-go containers here.”

  14. Marceelf

    Want, want, want………

  15. slappy magoo

    When he was told about a crazy girl who would treat his body like a playground, this was NOT what he had in mind.

  16. SIN

    For the last time, I can’t get you Justin Bieber tickets so let go.

  17. “Ya – I dunk zem like tea bags in da soup.”

  18. cc

    “Wheeeee, where are going?”
    “A milk carton.”

  19. “OK, I caught one. I’ll clean it and YOU can cook it.”

  20. lily

    what i would do to take a ride on the skarsgard train…

  21. harlee

    Eric braves the daylight for a Happy Meal…

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