superficial

  1. Is this right before or right after they swapped spit?

  2. Richard McBeef

    do it, do it, do it, do it. come on, goddamnit! somebody get these chicks another drink.

  3. Mike Walker

    Nice granny dress, Ellen.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I don’t know, but I’ve been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!”

  5. The Brown Streak

    Heh…superglued.

  6. Johnny P!

    Ellen: “My dress is textured, so even the rich old men who are almost blind can feel my voluptuous curves”
    Kate: “Oh yeah? Well mine’s in fuckin’ Braille, bitch – -top that!”

  7. Knee Grow

    Thanks to CG technology, no one ever knew they were conjoined twins

  8. Pippy Longcockings

    Thanks for reminding me that I haven’t jerked off to Ellen Barkin lately!

  9. SIN

    CAT FIGHT !!!

  10. tlmck

    Ha Ha. Did Chris Brown hit on you too?

  11. the latest rage in Hollywood – forehead planking

  12. cc

    It’s fine…how is my breath?

  13. Butterfly kisses in public. Clam kisses in private.

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