1. it had to be said

    I thought he died. Who died?

  2. Breaking news: reports are just rolling in that on Fashion’s Night Out, fashion was jumped in a dark alley by an unidentified assailant, then beaten and sodomized…Fashion has been left comatose and not expected to survive.

  3. Uncle Denial

    There’s something different about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.

  4. Satan's bitch

    Who else looks at this pic and wants to boot stomp that smirk off his mug?

  5. Carlton Banks

    How many chins do you think he’s hiding under there?

  6. Pedobait

    That grin says “I just did a bunch of blow and fucked this chick in the ass. What did you do tonight?”

  7. Puss InToots

    I Googled “Douchebag, piece of shit, motherfucker” and this image came up.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Seriously…That’s real? He’s not sticking his head in a hole to get his picture taken?

  9. Do Freebird

    The only upside I can see is that some day one of his ass hat stunts will paralyze him from the neck down. Then we can find whatever nursing facility he’s staying at, sneak in, then piss on his head. Why? ‘Cause it’s the JACKASS thing to do.

  10. Johnny P!

    **UPDATE: Stella McCartney regrets having to shut her shop down at the height of fashion week to deal with a serious bedbug infestation. More news to follow…

  11. Venom

    That is the singer Porcelain Black from Detroit.

    Why the hell would she hangout with this loser?

  12. Ismoss

    And to think the back seat was empty : (

  13. sc4play

    No fashion at their house, either that night. Except for maybe dumpster fashion. Geez!

  14. I can’t wait until this dick’s 15 minutes are Dunn.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Portia de Rossi got confused and left with the wrong pussy.

  16. cc

    How is the douche-skater intifada going…asshole?

  17. I can’t fathom why he chose to channel Yasser Arafat of all people.

  18. Guilty of rough crimes

    Add one key to keychain, to every new hot chick? Thats the way I would do it.

  19. After 12 drinks, Bam thought the scarf would look KILLER in his customized car when speeding down dark, tree-lined twisting roads going 130mph with Stella.
    WHAT? To soon?

  20. Buddy the Elf


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