I thought he died. Who died?
The other idiot.
the other jackass
No, I’m still alive.
Breaking news: reports are just rolling in that on Fashion’s Night Out, fashion was jumped in a dark alley by an unidentified assailant, then beaten and sodomized…Fashion has been left comatose and not expected to survive.
I was going to say “More like Fashion’s Night Off”, but your comment was better. +1
There’s something different about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Who else looks at this pic and wants to boot stomp that smirk off his mug?
You take the smirk, I’ll take the mole
How many chins do you think he’s hiding under there?
Are you trying to imply he’s smuggling in Chinese emigrants?
That grin says “I just did a bunch of blow and fucked this chick in the ass. What did you do tonight?”
I Googled “Douchebag, piece of shit, motherfucker” and this image came up.
No, that was a picture of my ex-son-in-law.
Seriously…That’s real? He’s not sticking his head in a hole to get his picture taken?
The only upside I can see is that some day one of his ass hat stunts will paralyze him from the neck down. Then we can find whatever nursing facility he’s staying at, sneak in, then piss on his head. Why? ‘Cause it’s the JACKASS thing to do.
**UPDATE: Stella McCartney regrets having to shut her shop down at the height of fashion week to deal with a serious bedbug infestation. More news to follow…
That is the singer Porcelain Black from Detroit.
Why the hell would she hangout with this loser?
And to think the back seat was empty : (
No fashion at their house, either that night. Except for maybe dumpster fashion. Geez!
I can’t wait until this dick’s 15 minutes are Dunn.
Portia de Rossi got confused and left with the wrong pussy.
How is the douche-skater intifada going…asshole?
I can’t fathom why he chose to channel Yasser Arafat of all people.
Add one key to keychain, to every new hot chick? Thats the way I would do it.
After 12 drinks, Bam thought the scarf would look KILLER in his customized car when speeding down dark, tree-lined twisting roads going 130mph with Stella.
WHAT? To soon?
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