1. SteveG

    Anyone seen this jizz-stain actually skate?

  2. Chet

    Imma slap you bitch ass you axe me one more time to skate.
    Yo, I can skate, just don’ wanna get my wheels dirty.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “You didn’t even see me rollin…”

  4. Richard McBeef

    With the smug look on that bastard’s face, I’d say GW Bush diddled with the help.

  5. TomFrank

    Yes, that’s what you should take with you on the plane as one of your carry-ons. Your SKATEBOARD.

  6. Pedobait

    Seriously, you’re rich. Ditch the skateboard and backpack. And the stupid face. And your shitty attitude. And… Seriously, WTF is wrong with this fucking guy?

  7. “On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how hard to you want me to punch you?”

  8. The Winchester


  9. tlmck

    Somebody needs to put this punk out of his misery. Maybe hook him up with Paris Hilton?

  10. GuidotheRed

    That star on his arm died of shame a long time ago

  11. Venom

    What a fucking queer.

    A skateboard and a Rolex President, really?

  12. Why ain’t yall invite me to Fashion Week? Is it ma skateboard?

  13. Duke

    Seriously, this guy must have more than a hint of Down syndrome in him.

  14. cc

    Oh good, now he’s a wifebeater with a weapon.

  15. Chris Brown after attending a flash mob on a of a 12 year old white boy.

  16. Buddy the Elf

    The skateboard is obviously some lame ass accessory. No chance this dude can skate. In fact, look how pristine it is. Nice try black Bieber.

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