“So, are you going to suck it or not?”

Naughty Nancy – the Teen Years.

Looking at this picture, I would think someone uttered the term “lap dance.”

“No, really. You need to chew this gum or you’re going to make my eyes bleed.”

“You need a beard? I’m looking for someone who needs a beard. I’m got about 10 years experience being a beard.”

Kim K pre-surgery in a harness? I don’t get it.

“I’m not kidding, you can smell all you want, you can stick your nose right up to my brown eye, but i’m telling you, I’m Vanessa Hudgens, and it doesn’t stink”

“Let me make a cute scrunchy face…it will make up for the fact I’m loosing my hair.”

This dude is definitely not looking for a woman, that’s for sure.

“Wait…you wanted to suck it too?”

What’s she doing wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s work clothes? And why is there a stagecoach parked out front?

Whoever cut that hair should be tried for crimes against humanity.

If I ever get that close to her, either she’ll be naked and almost pregnant or I’ll be naked and in handcuffs.

“PopChip Fashion’s Night Out Playground”…is that the name these two gave for going out and bitching about what bastards men are?

Venessa: What do you say you and I ditch this place and come back to my place?

Alehandre: Zack’s # or gtfo…

Its my doctor. Something about dead career. He wants to talk to you.

Poor Vanessa, always trying to convert another one.