Wow, I guess you really CAN die from shame…
Uh-oh: he looked up into the abyss and learned that the abyss also looks down into you.
He’s just copying what his Mom does mostly all day.
So now you know what the word “whore” means you are just going to lay there until you die ?
“Ahhh, he sorta reminds me of a little Hef.”
“Damn, I gotta stop drinking or start wearing underwear. I dropped another one out of there, and this one looks like a toddler.”
Uhh, he’s not planking, he’s dead.
i bet if she had a daughter it would have been Skank Jr.
I’m not coming until all my rowdy friends are here for Monday night!
“No no no! You put the legs BEHIND your head!”
Planking. You’re doing it wrong.
No, Hank! Pretending you’re dead wont change the fact that I squeezed YOU out of this gooey pink cave. Live with that!
She’s supposed to be a sex symbol but it looks like she’s wearing a curtain which has more curves than she does.
Why yes, that is how mommy paid for her boobs.
He’s dead jim!
“mom!! you were right!! from this angle I can see all the way to your throat!”
At least they can’t blame this one on O.J.
Her rack is wonderful.
“9-9-9…ummmmmmmmm, 9-1-9, darn, I’ve never been good with numbers.
Okay, Hank Jr., you can stop pretending you caught tetanus from a rusty heroin needle down there. Hank Jr.? No, you don’t have legionnaires’ disease either. Mommy would know.
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