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  1. Wow, I guess you really CAN die from shame…

  2. GuyLeDouche

    Uh-oh: he looked up into the abyss and learned that the abyss also looks down into you.

  3. Planking…it’s hereditary.

  4. He’s just copying what his Mom does mostly all day.

  5. Bonky

    So now you know what the word “whore” means you are just going to lay there until you die ?

  6. “Ahhh, he sorta reminds me of a little Hef.”

  7. RHawk

    “Damn, I gotta stop drinking or start wearing underwear. I dropped another one out of there, and this one looks like a toddler.”

  8. Uncle Denial

    Uhh, he’s not planking, he’s dead.

  9. Richard McBeef

    i bet if she had a daughter it would have been Skank Jr.

  10. The Brown Streak

    I’m not coming until all my rowdy friends are here for Monday night!

  11. Codot

    “No no no! You put the legs BEHIND your head!”

  12. AnnaDraconida

    Planking. You’re doing it wrong.

  13. Eddie

    No, Hank! Pretending you’re dead wont change the fact that I squeezed YOU out of this gooey pink cave. Live with that!

  14. SSHGuru

    She’s supposed to be a sex symbol but it looks like she’s wearing a curtain which has more curves than she does.

  15. SIN

    Why yes, that is how mommy paid for her boobs.

  16. Dan

    He’s dead jim!

  17. tuvieja

    “mom!! you were right!! from this angle I can see all the way to your throat!”

  18. dontkillthemessenger

    At least they can’t blame this one on O.J.

    Her rack is wonderful.

  19. cc

    “9-9-9…ummmmmmmmm, 9-1-9, darn, I’ve never been good with numbers.

  20. chainsawbuzzkill

    Okay, Hank Jr., you can stop pretending you caught tetanus from a rusty heroin needle down there. Hank Jr.? No, you don’t have legionnaires’ disease either. Mommy would know.

  21. “If you want to look up Mommy’s dress you’ll have to scoot over here by yourself.”

  22. Buddy the Elf

    Yes Hank, lying like that is how I made most of my money and fame.

  23. Fight The Power.

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