superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Usually purple is a pimp color, but on you . . . not so much.

  2. “douche-what? I was the punisher dammit!”

  3. helka

    Would.

  4. The Winchester

    I just want my kids back.

  5. Aud

    Mooooorrtaaaaal Koooomaaatt! Dah dah, dah, dah dah…

  6. Johnny P!

    Like your weird uncle who is always out late, and wears way too much cologne, and now he wants you to go fishing with him. RUN!!!

  7. The Brown Streak

    “How come Skarsgard has more girls on his arm than me?”

    • it had to be said

      I’m not usually a grammar douche, but the image I get from “me” instead of “I” here *is* funny.

  8. sc4play

    Fashion was definitely ‘out’ when Thomas was deciding what to wear that night!

  9. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Fuck, is that Samuel L.? That motherfucker loves to steal purple hats.”

  10. cheese mitts

    “Who you callin’ a jive turkey?”

  11. Pippy Longcockings

    Stop punishing us!

  12. tlmck

    Looks normal for Michael Bolton to me.

  13. When will it be legal to shoot people who wear those stupid hats?

  14. Vegan Police!!!!

  15. After waiting months, Thomas finally saw a sale on Walmarts Fushia Collection.

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