Usually purple is a pimp color, but on you . . . not so much.
“douche-what? I was the punisher dammit!”
I just want my kids back.
Mooooorrtaaaaal Koooomaaatt! Dah dah, dah, dah dah…
Like your weird uncle who is always out late, and wears way too much cologne, and now he wants you to go fishing with him. RUN!!!
“How come Skarsgard has more girls on his arm than me?”
I’m not usually a grammar douche, but the image I get from “me” instead of “I” here *is* funny.
Fashion was definitely ‘out’ when Thomas was deciding what to wear that night!
“Fuck, is that Samuel L.? That motherfucker loves to steal purple hats.”
“Who you callin’ a jive turkey?”
Stop punishing us!
Looks normal for Michael Bolton to me.
When will it be legal to shoot people who wear those stupid hats?
It’s not? Ooops.
After waiting months, Thomas finally saw a sale on Walmarts Fushia Collection.
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