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  1. it had to be said

    Good luck getting a cab home from there, Sam.

  2. bonerofcuntention

    There’s always some honky in the back saying it all through closed eyes…

  3. “Say ‘what’ again!!”

  4. Chet

    Give a motherf—-r get some space!

  5. Motherfucker would look like a pimp in a wifebeater and daisy dukes!

  6. Do I look like I work for the gotdam clothing store to you?

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Black and blue all over

  8. Richard McBeef

    These people were just exposed to the Arethra Franklin pic as well.

  9. Pedobait

    He has a Samel toe.

  10. GuidotheRed

    now that’s how you wear a mothafuckin fedora

  11. Aud

    What the HECK is Samuel L. Jackson doing with camel toe?? Son!

  12. zomgbie

    GET THAT MUTHAFUCKIN SON OF SAM AND THAT MUTHAFUCKIN TERRELL OWENS OFF MY MUTHAFUCKIN PAVEMENT.

  13. Ismoss

    Grady from Sandford and Son aint looking too bad.

  14. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “I’m wearing a motherfucking detective hat to help me find the motherfucker who stole my motherfucking kangol cap.”

  15. Guilty of rough crimes

    Mayweather may need SLJ’s boxing-glove like fist whenever he meets Paqiauou.

  16. The Brown Streak

    He would make a great Huggybear if they did a theatrical version of Starsky and Hutch…what? they already did? Oh, fuck me running!

  17. Pippy Longcockings

    This man just always looks cool.

  18. “Anybody seen my mothafucking toe-shoes?”

  19. Who just called me my wallet!? WHO!?!!

  20. “Scripture says ‘But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also and say, “You are done, motherfucker. You need to start beatin’ cheeks to some other part of the world before I pop a cap in what’s left of your motherfucking brain!”‘

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