Aretha Franklin at U.S. Open in New York City. (September 8, 2011)
Still way more fuckable than Minaj.
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this.
I can’t stop laughing either even though it makes no sense.
it’s Huttese as in Jabba the Hutt. It means:
Han, my boy, you dissappoint me. Why haven’t you paid me and why did you fry poor Greedo?”
She has boobs all over. Something not right.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T…keep those boobs away from me!
Guess she’s got like 3 boobs at least.
Why is “Low Rider” by War suddenly playing in my head?
Al Sharpton goes drag?
the boobs and the shirt make MC Escher cry.
From the people that brought you the Manzier: the Bra Belt.
Bend over, tighten the belt firmly until it sinks securely into your back-fat, close the ratcheting buckle in front, then gently lift your your “swing low sweet chariot” mams into the reinforced, attractively shaped cups as you stand back up.
Why does she think straightening her weave is gonna make her look any better?
“The devil made me wear this dress.” (And Geraldine wore it much, much better.)
Mariah is Loooooking Goooooood rocking those long blonde tresses.
Some things you can’t unsee. Even with a Soldering Iron and Crazy Glue.
George Lucas got a tan…and some TITAAAAYS
The best part is she took the time to pick a necklace before going out to make herself look “purty”. Bless.
Say what you will, but she has more talent in her back fat than all of Def Jam combined. Of course she has more back fat than all of Def Jam combined.
She’s turning into a friggin lava lamp under there.
“Why did I agree to wear this Carrot Top wig? I never get any respect…”
There’s even one on her back for dancing!
Is that the Cowardly lion?
She is just showing the Williams gorillas what they will look like in a few years
those tits are like magnets with the same polarity.
too much science?
Divine was black?!
Not cool, Martin Lawrence, not cool. Respect The Aretha and take that fat suit off, man.
“I don’t know…I think it makes me look a bit heavy.”
It’s a boob buffet – front and back.
Beyonce is really packing on the baby weight!
I’m sorry, but I’d fuck Snooki before I’d fuck Aretha Franklin. In fact, I think I’d fuck Pauly D immediately after fucking Snooki before I’d fuck Aretha Franklin.
Who ever said black is slimming is full of SHIT man!!!
Xtina Aguilera needs a new makeup artist.
Her back tits are almost as big as her front tits
You all missed the tit hanging from her chin
Mah hair!!! I borrowed if from Carrot Top. Do you like??
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