Matthew Perry at U.S. Open in New York City. (September 8, 2011)
He looks well.
He looks as bored as I’d be at the US Open.
Looks like he needs some Friends.
“Well, there’s a tennis ball, we can go now, right?”
And here we have the unshaven douche. Notice how he’s flaunting his coolness by not looking in the same direction as anyone around him, and shows open disdain for “society’s” taboos regarding personal hygiene and weak, flaccid collars.
“Hmmm… cost of new mansion, minus a year’s worth of residual cheques from Friends, plus what I pay my pointless publicity rep… yeah, still not enough left over for razors…”
Could this match BE any more boring??
Or “…aaaand we had to come here BECAUSE…?”
While everyone else watches tennis, he’s undressing the ball girls with his mind.
You are assuming they are ball girls as opposed to ball boys.
Every time someone hits a ball he makes $5000 off of Friends re-runs. He’s doing the math in his head as he watches.
Bing… He use to date some tennis chick, can’t remember who.
Hello, Dead Eyes…
mr. sunshine lookin’ less than sunshiney…
Hmmm. I here all the grunting, but still not turned on. Think I’ll go watch a guys match and see if that does it.
he’s got a good view from sitting on that pile of Friends money.
He started thinking of Aniston’s ass in her prime and his brain seized.
Thanks, now mine seized.
Yes Matthew, the jumbo tron only allows 3 seconds of air time.
The One With No Job
“So this is how it ends ? I should have killed myself when I was still on Friends.”
Looks like a man going through withdrawls.
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