superficial

  1. it had to be said

    I’d do her.

  2. Richard McBeef

    when i jack off to her, I think about DJ from full house.

  3. Kady

    I can totally see her bra.

  4. tlmck

    I think Seacrest is trying to turn her into the next Kardashian.

  5. Minky Wail

    I get it now. The o-u-g-h in her last name is pronounced like it is in “dough”.

  6. SSHGuru

    Smoking hot, but going to a QVC event is desperation.

  7. Julianne, you’re wasting your time with that Seacrest fellow. Come see me, and I’ll show you how a real man makes love to a woman… clumsily and for 30 seconds at a time.

  8. You know what’s nice? She looks like that and she can do the splits upside down. That’s like table service at a sushi bar.

  9. cc

    Instant erection…until I remember Ryan Seacrest got there already.

  10. HA! They ARE! But only after the insurance DEMANDED I name them.

  11. Fondle mode **ENABLED**

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