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  1. Those aren’t dimples… Leann tried to suck some left over morsel of food out of his mouth…

  2. Cock Dr

    It’s a real turnoff when a guy thinks they’re god’s gift to the world’s vaginas.

  3. Dimples??? Looks like he’s been scarred for life.

  4. In pictures like this there is always a hollow shell of a man holding a topless picture of himself whose eyes say it all. Namely “I made a huuuuge mistake…”.

  5. Richard McBeef

    It’s either a more gay version of Dean Cain or less gay version. I’m not sure.

  6. Puss InToots

    Eddie’s showing off who he left wife #2 for…

  7. bumpkin2443

    douchebaggery at it’s finest.

  8. bbiowa

    The fact that the best he can score is a skinbag full of crazy really hurts his charismatic credibility.

  9. Johnny P!

    “The pic says ‘Butch’, my smile says ‘friendly and approachable’, but the
    font behind me says it all, sweeties!!!”

  10. The Brown Streak

    He has so much charisma…too bad his strength, dexterity, intelligence and wisdom all rolled a 3.

  11. AnnaDraconida

    He looks so full of himself. He probably flexes his bicep before a mirror while banging LeAnn.

  12. LeAnn’s there too. She’s just turned sideways so you can’t see her… and her bolt-ons are out of the picture.

  13. Pippy Longcockings

    Think he’s cheating on his shiny new wife yet?

  14. Frunken

    The lower half of his face is the same shape as Leann’s stomach.

  15. I wonder if he stores his desiccated wife in his pocket, like one of those little packets they put in with electronics.

  16. cc

    George Clooney can outpussy him any day.

  17. Guilty of rough crimes

    You know who else had charisma? Lou Costello.

  18. Youre damn RIGHT Im proud of getting my chest waxed! I heard Meguiar’s was the best but it didnt do SHIT!

  19. “I actually got that scrawny bitch to buy implants, then I convinced her that she looks just fine, and now I got her to sponsor this cool calendar featuring…ME!”

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