Those aren’t dimples… Leann tried to suck some left over morsel of food out of his mouth…
It’s a real turnoff when a guy thinks they’re god’s gift to the world’s vaginas.
Even if it’s true.
Dimples??? Looks like he’s been scarred for life.
In pictures like this there is always a hollow shell of a man holding a topless picture of himself whose eyes say it all. Namely “I made a huuuuge mistake…”.
It’s either a more gay version of Dean Cain or less gay version. I’m not sure.
Okay… LeAnn Rimes is just his beard. That explains a lot now.
Eddie’s showing off who he left wife #2 for…
douchebaggery at it’s finest.
The fact that the best he can score is a skinbag full of crazy really hurts his charismatic credibility.
“The pic says ‘Butch’, my smile says ‘friendly and approachable’, but the
font behind me says it all, sweeties!!!”
He has so much charisma…too bad his strength, dexterity, intelligence and wisdom all rolled a 3.
He looks so full of himself. He probably flexes his bicep before a mirror while banging LeAnn.
Hey, that was a great scene in “American Psycho”.
LeAnn’s there too. She’s just turned sideways so you can’t see her… and her bolt-ons are out of the picture.
Think he’s cheating on his shiny new wife yet?
The lower half of his face is the same shape as Leann’s stomach.
I wonder if he stores his desiccated wife in his pocket, like one of those little packets they put in with electronics.
George Clooney can outpussy him any day.
You know who else had charisma? Lou Costello.
Youre damn RIGHT Im proud of getting my chest waxed! I heard Meguiar’s was the best but it didnt do SHIT!
“I actually got that scrawny bitch to buy implants, then I convinced her that she looks just fine, and now I got her to sponsor this cool calendar featuring…ME!”
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