Rachel Maddow minus the feces.
This is his default reaction when he sees Usher…
I’ll bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that yap.
I want the Red Ben 10 Ultimate Alien with my Happy Meal!!!!
What is the point of these posts? No story behind them, just Justin Bieber was in NY. Who gives a shit?
Uh wow, there, Cranky.
He just saw the post about Ali Lohan.
In all seriousness, is this kid turning into a woman right before our eyes ?
Kid? Hillary Swank is already a beautiful woman.
BTW, that half-face reflection in the window is extremely creepy.
Judging by the lavender leather jacket…yes.
“Wow, Greenwich Village is even better than Disneyland.”
“Is that Jesus?! Master, have I done your bidding well?…wait, nevermind, it’s just another homeless guy”
He’s got a wide open mouth and the splash goggles are on so you know it’s BUKKAKE TIME
I will fucking cut you.
I know it’s hard to tell the difference but that’s Justin Bieber in the photo, not Demi Lovato.
I love Rachel Maddow.
It’s great when the picture is juxtaposed with that Bucky Larson character with his pants down. Well done, internet
I’m not a Canadian but if I were I’d be so ashamed.
I am, and we are.
“HAY GUYZ WUTS UP”
“For the last time people, I am NOT Harry Potter! That was a boy. A BOY!”
“GUYS!!! Never mind, I found my pet snake!
*whispers* hey, how’d you get up in there, buddy?”
There is no way that he isn’t queer – no straight man would dress or preen the way this little queen does.
He put his name on women’s perfume and nail polish.
That says everything you need to know about his sexual preference right there.
Internal Bieber monologue: “Selena is banging Jesus!!! OMG!!! Best day evvveeerrr!!”
He’s not queer – but he’s well on his way to turning into a chick. Bono would be jealous.
“Messy Marvin? That’s not melted vanilla ice cream with Hershey’s Chocolate sauce. What is it? Well…have you Googled “Santorum?”
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I was sucking cock like this before it was mainstream. What, it’s not mainstream? But that’s what Usher said….
Why yes Usher, you CAN come in my mouth…again!
Hold me closer tiny dancer….
Usher: “Is it all gone? show me”
Justin Bieber doing his impression of a Dave Chappelle standup routine: “Cum in my face!!”
I open my mouth like this with my Drew Carey glasses and THATS how I summon Lucifer. It was amazing what you can get happen after selling your soul!
Bieber displays to the media the agreed-upon pose fo the upcoming 1/2¢ Canadian postage stamp.
Imagine being this fairy’s old man? The ball-busting he gets at work must be intolerable.
Like Zoolander’s dad.
This begs for Photoshop.
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