Sean Connery at the U.S. Open in New York City. (September 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“I believe…. a not-so-gentle slap upside the head can cure any problem you have with a woman…”
“Aye, but never with a closed hand…after all, we’re NOT animals!”
“the VIP pass was jammed into my brain by a particularly saucy lass as I was tweaking her nipple like thus”
“No. No. The PENIS mightier …”
Suck it, Trebek.
“and in last place with negative 120,000 dollars…Sean Connery.”
Lishen, golf’s a good game, but there’s no Sharapovas in golf.
“It’s more effective than The Shocker, but the trick is getting the bottle cap back out.”
… sho the shecret ish I take a bottle cap full of g every morning before i get up and then shlap my monkey … it’sh a reeshe’sh monkey, named Al …
Q. What time does Sean Connery go to watch the US Open?
A. Around ten-ish.
Impossible to look at a pic of him and not hear that voice. He was the BEST Bond, especially in the first three classic Bond flicks: Dr. No, From Russia with Love and Goldfinger.
Agreed. That first time you see him in “Dr. No” with the “Bond, James Bond” line, just killed. He was so cool in those first 3 films. “Thunderball” began the downward slide to cheesiness for that series.
Oh sure , he doenst look like much NOW , but back in his hey day? He was hotter than ALL Y’ALL MUTHAFUKKAS!
you haven’t had a look at me… he’s still way hotter than me.
“So I says to Roddenberry ‘Is this right? Live long and prosper.’ Ah, fuck it, I never wanted to be Spock anyway.”
I made it in Hollywood the old fashioned way. I blew Cecil B. Demille.
“God damned kids won’t get off my lawn!”
“… and that, son, is how I made your mother scream like that.”
Hail the horns of Satan! \m/
“Every time a bitch runs her mouth I just flick this in her eye.”
“I don’t what the fuck all this fuss over Clint is about, I’ve been talking to inanimate objects for a decade. Here, watch me talk about health care reform with this bottle cap”
“I’m just saying: I didn’t bother putting on pants today so some shite waiter could bring me something non-alcoholic.”
You said you were Spanish!
Is that Robbie Robertson with him?! I’d swear on my life it is. Weird.
It’s Michael Waltrip.
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