I don’t know if the guy in the back is upset because he thought he was going to be the biggest douche at the premiere or because Robert Redford didnt share whatever he smoked before the premiere.

Shia’s photobomb attempt was upstaged by Elvis Costello.

Laboooof

Bob will get your car and then Shia will take you to your table.

“See? See me standing here with Robert Redford? RESPECT ME”

The best part that nobody in the background smugly looking down on the LaBoof despite top quality ass and millions in the bank. As God intended.

I think Shia just gave Robbie the sneaky digit.

Why yes I do know how to play Moon River! Any other requests?

“OH, I GET IT NOW, you calling him ‘The Beef’ as in it’s his name in French, Hahah young people today!”

On the plus side…a little plastic surgery and I look WAY younger…on the negative side…this is as close as I can get to closing my mouth now.

Hey look, there’s the guy who remembers ‘The Milagro Beanfield War’!

“I may be Principal Redford for the rest of the year but tonight this Prom is all about you”

Douche and Sundance

“Mr. Redford, Who is that behind you?”
“That’s my asshole!”
“No, Mr. Redford I said WHO not WHAT”
“”You heard me!”

At least he got a hair cut.

Brad Pitt looks GREAT!!!

A case of Joe Biden face.

Redford id one of the most valuable people in cinema but man, someone needs to tell the man there’s a dead cat covering his skull.

“I’ll tell you something, dickhead. This getting old shit just ain’t for sissies!”

“I’m just as shocked as you are that I’m still alive!”