Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at the Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion event in New York City. (September 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The first words that popped into my head when I saw this pic were Suicide Pact.
“Let’s have a moment of silence for our lost boobs.”
“Do you remember when our sister wasn’t hotter than us?”
“You’ll be OK, that’s just what happens when you eat solid food. I warned you.”
“Oh my God, I can’t believe you’re pregnant! You are going to get sooo fat!”
It is time. We made our deal, he gave us our fame. And now.. now.. we must keep our side of the bargain. Beelzeebub’s seed grows strong inside you sister…
“Do you have extra Ambien in your purse?”
“Yes. Who’s the target?”
As their Gemini telepathy has faded over the years, the twins must now communicate their thoughts by touching foreheads.
Children of the Corn, telepathy is normal.
Hey Ashley, does that one grain of rice I just ate make me look fat?
We’re safe just as long as we don’t look directly into the eyes.
This is exactly how I imagined their sex tape would start off.
This is exactly how my fantasies of a 3 way with begins.
Come play with us Danny. Forever and ever and ever.
“Hey Ashley, check this out. We have so much money, I bought a dick. Pretty awesome, right?”
The girls from The Shining are all grown up now.
They’re so edgy and cool dressing like grandmothers.
Well it beats Miley’s twerking twerky twat.
Oh shit! We forgot to go through puberty!
I cut off her head, see it’s here, in my inside pocket.
OMG that’s horrible, you’ve ruined that coat!
“That’s fucking weird…all this time I thought YOU were the boy!”
i had to loosen it.
im so sorry.
it will never be the same. i have sealed its fate.
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