1. JK

    Suck it Trebek!

  2. “Cocksh.”

  3. After looking forward to the Open all week, Sir Connery realized with horror that his tickets were only for the MEN”s tournament.

  4. When did Uncle Si cut off his beard and why is wearing hunter orange instead of camo?

  5. angerinside

    “Yeah, yeah old man, the player has a great “shtroke” now put your pills away and let me watch the match in peace.”

  6. The match was so intense, he almost shit himself…Almost.

  7. “Gawsh thish shirt ish hideoush “

  8. Scottish farts its the new pine scent.

  9. crb

    “I had nothing to do with that poshse of fat thugsh following me around,

    AND NO I DID NOT WAKE UP NEXSHT TO THE BURGER KING!”

  10. fred

    Pic was snapped just as Mr. Connery realized that (a) this was not the line to get his meds and (b) Englebert Humperdink would not be performing today.

  11. The Viscount of Vyvanse

    Four hours and one minute ago, he took a Cialis.

  12. Hurry up with the Irn Bru – we’re losing him.

  13. Voice of Reisling

    Get off of my artificial lawn!!

  14. richie

    Dinsdale!!!

  15. The Pope

    “Mehsh.”

  16. Photobombed by the original Fergie.

  17. “Curse you, Trebek!”

  18. I pose a riddle to you Trebek, a conundrum if you will…
    what’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
    One’s a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother’s a whore.
    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

  19. “KILL THE UMP!”

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