It’s supposed to say “Insert poorly-conceived and not-too-witty horse joke here.”
I guess brackets are a no-no.
You should have used horse racing brackets.
You call it a fashion event, but I say neigh.
She’s like a horse that can turn you to stone with her eyes.
that is a face only a jockey could love.
Now Persius, now!
It sure is a disrupted fashion event. Lexus is hosting and Mustang crashed the party.
Is she looking more like Lyle Lovett every year?
I haven’t seen the Dark Crystal in ages.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Matthew Broderick fucks her!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
No he doesn’t. He’s married to her.
He rides her.
I guess a baseball bat across that face wouldn’t improve it, would it?
“Sarah Jessica Parker at the unveiling of the new low emission Lexus horse drawn carriage. She is also the spokesperson.”
I’m not one to judge, but is a “pony tail” really the best hairstyle choice? Do you want them to keep making horse jokes Sarah?
Sarah’s response, “Nay.”
Mrs. Edward Scissorhands. see what I did there.
Is she dressed that way because she’s waiting for her Black Stallion?
With so much black in the photo, it’s starting to feel like a nightmare.
Pretty soon, she’ll be so old she’ll call 911 and say, “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
At least we cannot see her hands.
A horse with a ponytail. Now I’ve seen everything
Where are her eyes?
Jesus Christ, Sarah, stop horsing around!
“When I said we needed some high horsepower guests, I didn’t expect it to be taken literally!” – Lexus Exec
Anyone else notice how badly she’s aging? Ooops. I forgot this was a Sarah Jessica Parker post. Allow me to rephrase that: The old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be.
Just out of shot there are a couple of Amish people attempting a carjacking with a lasso and a bag of oats.
Her mane is so shiny.
Kids, this is what happens when you abuse plastic surgery.
Or lack thereof. She could have gotten that schnoz fixed decades ago.
Just shoot her and put us all out of our misery.
Never forget, THIS was the hot Sanderson sister.
I didn’t read anyone’s comments because I just wanted to guess and have you tell me if I am right “horse this, horse that, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse” am I right? ha ha ha ha OK I laughed now please stop, internet. Please….
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion event in New York City. (September 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN