It’s supposed to say “Insert poorly-conceived and not-too-witty horse joke here.”
I guess brackets are a no-no.
You should have used horse racing brackets.
You call it a fashion event, but I say neigh.
She’s like a horse that can turn you to stone with her eyes.
that is a face only a jockey could love.
Now Persius, now!
It sure is a disrupted fashion event. Lexus is hosting and Mustang crashed the party.
Is she looking more like Lyle Lovett every year?
I haven’t seen the Dark Crystal in ages.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Matthew Broderick fucks her!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
No he doesn’t. He’s married to her.
He rides her.
I guess a baseball bat across that face wouldn’t improve it, would it?
“Sarah Jessica Parker at the unveiling of the new low emission Lexus horse drawn carriage. She is also the spokesperson.”
I’m not one to judge, but is a “pony tail” really the best hairstyle choice? Do you want them to keep making horse jokes Sarah?
Sarah’s response, “Nay.”
Mrs. Edward Scissorhands. see what I did there.
Is she dressed that way because she’s waiting for her Black Stallion?
With so much black in the photo, it’s starting to feel like a nightmare.
Pretty soon, she’ll be so old she’ll call 911 and say, “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
At least we cannot see her hands.
A horse with a ponytail. Now I’ve seen everything
Where are her eyes?
Jesus Christ, Sarah, stop horsing around!
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