He carries a baby gerbil on his chin, JUST in case.
Okay, Perez may be right: some pictures just demand MS Paint semen stains.
Huh. Who knew your Thetan level affected your hairline?
Looks so natural, Madame Taussauds….
He had his make up artist HDR Tone his face
He can’t wait for all of this to be over so he can have a nice Masseur…er I mean I mean massage.
Man, Dave from the Imagination Movers isn’t looking so good.
Aw, shit. I meant Scott. Well, really, it’s embarrassing any way you look at this, Let’s just move on.
Scott: his goggles make him see far
Lol that I understand this comment…
I used to wack it to Nina!
Another week, another hairline.
Hello, I’m John Travolta and this is my doll hair…
Enough with the photo-shopped images, Ireland. The pug with Mexican wrestler head was funny, but this is just unsettling.
Oh, he went to the 39th Douchville American Film Festival? I assume he won something.
He and Nic Cage are re-teaming for the summer blockbuster PIECE/OFF!
Okay, which beard is least believable,
Or this photo of “My Very First Beard”™ from Hasbro?
You’re supposed to wipe your chin after tossing a Cholo’s salad.
Ah his nut tickler is growing in nicely!
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